It’s exam time again, and I am sure you are not alone in feeling a little worn out. So here is some light relief for you.
Thanks to Lving Shelf for this one:
It happened that three University students dodged exams because they did not read and hence were not ready. Instead, they came up with a plan.
They got themselves dirty with dust and grease and then went to see their lecturer.
“Sir, we are sorry we couldn’t make it to the exam. We attended a friend’s wedding a day before and on our way back the car broke down. That’s how we became dirty as you can see.”
The lecturer understood and gave them three days to prepare. After the three days they went to the lecturer very ready for the exam because they had tried to cover up. The lecturer put them in three separate classes, there were only four questions in the exam paper:
2. Where was the reception held? (25mks)
3. Where exactly did the car break down? (25mks)
4.What is the make of the car that broke down? (25mks)
Good luck! Your answers must tally!!
Father: You were absent on the day of the exam?
Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!
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